one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
can’t wait till 2014 so i can accomplish nothing again
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Marbles is Excited For Chirstmas!
Here’s his very own ornament we made from scratch.
This is the recipe:
- 2 Cups Flour
- 1 Cup Salt
- 1 Cup water
Mix together until it has the consistency of Play-doh. Then bake in the oven for 2 hours at 250 degrees.
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
I would pay good money for you to voice a nature documentary